I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
bro I am sooo high right now… so high… why did I climb this far up please help me down I’m scared of heights
when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people
Literally bumped in Sebastian Stan in a bar in Hollywood last night. Friends and I were playing darts and he walked behind us. I was the only person who noticed and then my roommate flipped out a little when I pointed him out. But we didn’t bother him, we just let him do his thing and admired/creeped from afar.
Officially keeping this little guy. Meet Hobbes. :) #kitten #kittensofinstagram #toocute
knuckle tats say FOUC AULT
knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST
Write me a novel; a romance; a mystery, a memoir. Capture it all.
is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?
kinda wanna eat a donut
kinda wanna eat a girl out
idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them