I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.



communistbakery:

bro I am sooo high right now… so high… why did I climb this far up please help me down I’m scared of heights


wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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Literally bumped in Sebastian Stan in a bar in Hollywood last night. Friends and I were playing darts and he walked behind us. I was the only person who noticed and then my roommate flipped out a little when I pointed him out. But we didn’t bother him, we just let him do his thing and admired/creeped from afar.


Officially keeping this little guy. Meet Hobbes. :) #kitten #kittensofinstagram #toocute

Officially keeping this little guy. Meet Hobbes. :) #kitten #kittensofinstagram #toocute


beshitted:

anagrammaton:

knuckle tats say FOUC AULT

knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST




helterandskelter:

Write me a novel; a romance; a mystery, a memoir. Capture it all.

helterandskelter:

Write me a novel; a romance; a mystery, a memoir. Capture it all.


breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?


gastrogirl:

orange monkey bread with cream cheese drizzle.

strapon-queen:

kinda wanna eat a donut
kinda wanna eat a girl out


darning-socks:

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them